THIS WORLD DOES NOT DESERVE YOU SWEET CREATURES
The last one “mom stahp be cool”
I’m all in for those ships where one is really cute and looks so innocent but can cut your neck if you piss them off and the other seems all rough and tragic past and all but it’s a big cute puppy who will follow the other to the ends of the earth.
A girl at work kept sputtering when she was ordering her coffee, and her friends kept giggling. She’s literally so cute omg.
Update: she keeps glancing at me over her mug. Her friend is nudging her. I’m literally. Omg.
UPDATE: I was getting dishes from a nearby table. Her friend said “Do it.” Over amd over. She sputtered out “you’re cute” she’s blushing a lot. Omfg.
Someone asked if I drink espresso straight. I said I don’t do anything straight. She giggled. Her friend smiled. What the frick.
I GOT HER FUCKIGN NUMBER
Her name is Riley and we’re gonna see a movie together on Sunday. OH SHIT.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER READ
i’m reading a very manly 1950s account of a hunt for el dorado but i’m thirty pages in and the narrator has already described his traveling companion as “handsome” 4 times, “extremely handsome” twice, “exceedingly handsome” once, his voice as “quietly husky” and “a husky whisper,” his fingers as long and deft, his body as “tall and cat-like,” and his eyes as some variation of ice-blue at least three times.
just men being dudes. dudes being pals. it’s great. this is great.
“Ever since he had aimed that gun at my throat, I had liked him immensely. And now I liked him even better.”
oh my god
“I awoke when a beam of light fell across my eyes. Jorge had come into my room carrying a lighted candle.
‘I’m going with you,’ he said quietly.
‘I can’t pay you.’
He smiled. ‘I thought I was a partner?’”
OH MY GOD
according to apparently every adaptation of a search of el dorado, i think we can conclude that maybe the real el dorado was the homosexuality we found along the way
Puppies. Puppies everywhere. It’s the apocalypse, but no one is willing to fight back.
Concept for a porno:
Woman reclining seductively on a bed. The door swings open. The Grim Reaper walks in.
Woman gives the Reaper a husky look. “So,” she drawls. “Death has finally come for me.”
“Not yet,” replies the Reaper, and strips off its robe
Concept for a porno:
Woman reclining seductively on a bed. The door swings open. The Grim Reaper walks in.
Woman gives the Reaper a husky look. “So,” she drawls. “Death has finally come for me.”
“Not yet,” replies the Reaper, and strips off its robe
me *surrounded by a pack of wolves that are about to eat me*: settle down puppies!! I only have two hands , i cant pet you all at the same time!!!!! Haha !!!! i love you all
hello 911? hi yeah omg sorry i know it’s late and this is probably so annoying like i hell don’t wanna bother you haha, like i know you’re probs mad at me, are you mad at me? actually don’t answer that it’s okay haha. omg this is so stupid like i sound like such a crybaby right now, like for real i’m listening to myself talk and i’m like “aaahh you’re so embarrassing!!” haha like … omg haha i’m so… anyway. what was i saying? oh right. so i was just stabbed in the chest and
